It’s Friday the 13th…
Ahem…I mean Frightday the 13th…
And I have some recommendations for you to enjoy this weekend…
Okay…This Frightday’s theme is…
My Top 13 Masked Killers Who Weren’t Jason Voorhees.
In the summer of ’82…
Everyone’s favorite happy camper…
Jason Voorhees…
Donned the legendary hockey mask for the first time…
And let me tell you…
Director Steve Miner’s decision…
Struck pure gold…
Because…
Once it rested upon Jason’s face…
It made him one of…
If not the…
Most iconic masked killers in horror movie history…
But ol’ Jason is not alone…
Hell…
He wasn’t even the first…
But some would argue…
That he was the best.
So, let’s take a look at My Top 13 Masked Killers Who Weren’t Jason Voorhees…Starting with Number Thirteen…And working our way to Number One.
Bruiser (2000) – This is a film…That marked George A. Romero’s return to the director’s chair after a seven-year hiatus…The mask this killer wears is not one that he has chosen for himself…But one that has chosen him…Henry is a miserable bastard that the world seems to enjoy taking hefty, steaming dumps on…And Henry has been sitting back and just taking it…Until one day…He wakes up to find his face no longer there…And this uber-creepy faceless mask in its place…So he does what anybody else would do in a situation like this…What’s that, you ask? Well…He goes on a killing spree, of course! Jason Flemyng could have probably pulled off a creepy killer without the mask…But for the sake of this list…I sure am glad it showed up on his face.
The Hills Run Red (2009) – In this film about an obsessed horror film super-fan…Who searches for a copy of the “scariest film ever made”…A film that has disappeared along with its director…What this super-fan finds when he reaches the end of his journey is not what he expected, and exactly what he asked for all at the same time…I will admit that I was psyched to see The Man Who Was Death himself, William Sadler, as the long-lost director…But folks…Let me tell ya…When you first lay your eyes upon one of the creepiest example of a slapped together piece of psychotic arts and crafts that the world has ever seen…You will realize that it wasn’t Babyface and his oh-so-bad behavior that got him on this list…Sure…The guy has the whole lumbering psycho killer thing down pat…But man…That mask…Yeeesh…It’s definitely that mask that got him a place on this list.
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